Summary:
Blue Blake is just the best when it comes to bodybuilders, with the biggest, hardest, most pumped physiques. The models are awesome - come worship at the temple of muscle.

Description / Review:
If you’re looking for a deity, you could do a whole lot worse than worshipping at the feet of Robert Van Damme. Piercing blue eyes, masculine good looks, and a ripped, smooth and bronzed body, but hell, you don’t need me to describe him, he’s on the cover (sitting down, with coins on his crotch).

Anyway, first scene is that old porno favourite - the locker room, cue Rob VD looking fucking awesome in hockey body armour, and getting eyed up by Ace Hanson (named after the popular stain remover) as he changes. Ace has dark hair, an amazing physique and biceps the size of Cardiff. His hard on strains through his calvins, and Rob manages to get to it just before the elastic snaps.

Next up Brad, latino, pale skin, huge build, big dick, cut, and skinhead Billy, who looks like a swim wear model who took a wrong turn looking for the runway (those models may be beautiful, but their geography is awful). Billy gets a hard fuck, groaning like mad.

Now a solo from ‘Vinnie Diesel’ who has more than a passing resemblance to Vin Diesel (who, and this is for the benefit of any of Sony Picture Entertainment’s lawyers who may be reading, definitely isn’t a closet homosexual taking it up the arse left right and centre whilst staying deeply closeted because he’s scared his movies won’t sell if it’s revealed he’s a bummer).

He’s a black or mixed race skinhead, with perfect, soft smooth skin, and the most amazing body. We get to see him lift weights, and watch those muscles flex, before he wanks off to camera.

Finally we have the patron saint of the impotent, Viagra in human form, the stunning Jason Adonis, chiseled good looks, massive, massive smooth toned body and a fat cock. God like indeed.

He fucks Jason Ridge, another gorgeous young muscle boy, bit paler, defined, hairless body and lovely teeth.

Finally a sect to celebrate horse hung bodybuilders, welcome to the church of blue blake.

Additional Information

Categories: UK R18 / XXX Gay Adult

Running Time: 90 mins, Year: 2005

Price: Around £25 - £28*

Starring: Robert van Damme, Brad Rock, Jason Ridge, Ace Hanson, Billy Frank, Vinnie Diesel, Jason Adonis

Director: Blue Blake

Studio: Big Blue Productions / Blue Blake

Buy DVDs online at: SimplyGayDVD and TLA Video (USA)

Video on Demand: Big Blue / Blue Blake, See also: GayDVDs.tv & GayVod.co.uk

Country: USA, Language: English

Additional info: No Regional Coding

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