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Summary / Description:
Czechs
do it. Poles do it. Even extra-horny Slavs do it. Take a trip
to the Old Country, where rosy-cheeked young men with names you
can't pronounce are having sex - just like we do in America!
The difference is that the dialogue is subtitled and the people
smile a lot more when they do it. Follow the exploits of a troop
of soldier wanna-be's as they endure rigorous training in how
to be real men.
The
story begins with Volt, as a doctor who violates every code of
doctor/patient conduct by putting his young recruit through an
unusually in-depth physical. The scene is rife with licking (armpits,
nipples, shaved anuses and ballsacs). Before you can say "cough!",
the good doctor is getting it up the old craperoo. Volt ends up
glazing his oversexed patient's nuts with his own ball-frosting.
Next,
it's off to target practice with smiling Eurotwinks Tavers and
Istavan. In a nod to post-Cold War non-aggression, the rifles
are put away and are replaced with the boys' turgid semen shooters.
Imagine the boys' surprise when hunky instructor Kristzia catches
them doing naughty things and demands to be let in on the action.
Kristzia's deluxe mantool finds its way into a variety of openings
before everyone nearly drowns in the eruptions of jizz. Fans of
close-ups will appreciate the penis'-eye view of Tavers' yawning
crevasse. This scene contains quite a bit of smiling, which comes
across as either cute or cloying, depending on how you look at
it.
After
that, we're shown the risks of open-air potato peeling. Young
Szolt is forced to toss his tattered tubers aside in order to
focus attention on Reves and Sandor's zucchinis. Playful is the
key word here as tender winking brown eyes are jabbed by quivering
red-hot pokers.
Next,
Aryan wunderkind Posza and hottie Kormos get careless with a cigarette
and end up covering each other in fire extinguisher foam before
putting out there own fires using their cum-hoses. Posza's chumpy
is enormous, and Kormos has a tough time getting more than a third
of it down his throat.
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