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Description
/ Review :
Let me get str8 to the point, guys; Scally Boy Wankers is a non-stop
real-lad jerk-off marathon. From the `boy next door` to the `ruff
as fuck geeza`, Triga have gone out and sweet talked a load of
horny guys to strip down and dump a load on camera. Clever cunts.
Opening the film is a hard looking bastard (the kind that only
uses spit to lube a willing hole); hung, and inked, he strips
off to reveal a healthy looking knob which he jerks with increasing
speed, his nuts bouncing up and down as the cameraman gets right
in there with all the right angles. He puts a real effort into
his wanking and sprays a nice load on the floor, breathing heavy
as he empties his balls.
Up
next is the guy on the cover on the DVD box and he’s on the cover
for a reason. I have to confess I very nearly shot when I saw
him strip off to reveal his torso. This lad smokes and drink so
how the fuck does he get to have a body like he does!!! My guess
is this ain’t no gym bod: this is pure supreme genetics and a
hard manual job. Small tight pecs, rock hard stomach, broad shoulders,
raised veins that travel down each defined arm and a thick dark
bush that frames his cute boner. He even treats us to a shot of
his firm, tight butt and hairy hole, flashing a cheeky grin into
the camera while on all fours. Eventually after much joking around
with the film crew he kneels and unloads. A great scene…..yeah,
a really great scene.
Any
Nottingham Forrest supporter will love the next jerker. One of
the lads from Scally Boy Orgy makes a welcome return, looking
leaner (maybe that’s why I think his cock looks bigger) and even
more horny than b 4. Fag in one hand, knob in the other he gets
out of his kit and onto a mattress on the floor where he works
his cock over. And when he finally shoots, he does so holding
a can of beer, never spilling a drop. No that’s what I call `true
Scally talent`.
So
far, all the action is about solo wank scenes. But with the introduction
of a super sexy, super cute, bottom-boi (another very welcome
return from ScallyBoyOrgy) the emphasis switches form cock to
ass. And he ain’t shy about his talent for taking toys in his
rear. This lad is the kind I’d love to find on the end of me knob
anytime of the day or night. He’s a dirty puppy; naturally smooth
(although I’d volunteer to be the one to shave his hole ready
for his close-ups) and well toned. To watch him plunge that big
black dildo in and out of his tight greased ring was enough to
distract me from doing the review and pull me knob out the side
of me shorts for a few minutes of self-gratification. A fucking
nasty scene from a very fucking nice lad. But just when you think
you know what’s coming next, Triga deliver a twist. The next scene
features a more clean cut guy; more ‘gym` than `street` in looks
and sporting a decent dick but still with that `fuck you` attitude.
The twist comes as he is about to empty his balls. As the cameraman
gets into position to capture his `money shot`…..nah, I ain’t
gonna tell ya…..but you’ll be left with a grin, or some pre-cum
like me, when you see it.
Then another guy decides to show what a butthole can get used
for; showing how he gets his kicks by sitting down on a latex
toy , going for a ride and then dumping the contents of his nutsac
on the floor. But as is usual the best is saved for last. Let
me keep it real simple for ya. Triga have found a true `diamond
`. The guy is just the fuckin’ TOPS. Totally horny. Yeah, his
skin ain`t perfect and he ain’t hung like a horse and he is more
rugger than ripped. But I took one look at him and got hard…..and
stayed hard. And I didn’t fast forward thru any of his scene.
I wanted to savour every second from start to finish, marvelling
at him as he worked his cock over. And I watched his scene 3 times
before I could really focus on finishing this review. Look at
his eyes, his mouth, his innocence mixed with the devil……Watch
the casual way he discards his fleece top to reveal a heavy thick
set of arms and shoulders. Watch the way he plays with his cock
in his trackies, eventually pulling off his shorts and boxers
to flash his cock. No, he ain’t what I’d call HUNG….but again
it goes to prove my theory that cock size has absolutely no relevance
to a lads ability to be horny. When he lifts his arms up to lift
of his sleeveless t-shirt my cock twitched and leaked at the sight
of his hairy armpits and deep thick set pecs. When he looked into
the camera lens as he jerked his cock I had the filthiest thoughts.
His mouth and lips look made for sucking knob. When naked he sits,
big lad-thighs spread apart, looking so fucking edible and yet,
I get the feeling he has no idea just how awesome he looks. He
even gets on all fours to show off his hairy crack and perfect
arse. How I held off spunkin’ at that point I don’t know but believe
me, when I did eventually put my nuts out of their misery, it
was when he emptied his load onto his stomach while smiling and
grinning all the time. Right guys, I’m fuckin’ spent……but that’s
the point, ain’t it????
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 Scally
Double Pack
(2 DVD set)
This
Scally Double Pack features the superb Scally
Boy Orgy and Scally
Boy Wankers and, with a double dose of chav cock,
you'll be spunking for months.
If
you love your British scallies rough, dodgy and fresh off
the street corners of your local council estate, then this
Scally Double Pack is the best place to start as it features
the very first and original Triga Scally movies that changed
a generation of porn production - often copied, but never
equalled. Both dvds follow their beloved theme of horny
bisexual, straight and gay lads in trackkie bottoms and
designer sportswear, wanking and getting off, but Triga's
Scallyboy Orgy sets a totally new standard for this most
original of porn productions. 
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